You have my permission not to love me; I am a cathedral of deadbolts and I’d...– Rachel McKibbens, “Letter From My Brain To My Heart” (via larmoyante)
How I want my ex to end up
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highmiranda: why is slut even an insult i mean i’m getting laid and you’re not so
lezkissher asked: Your pretty (: - have a nice day
floozys: “boys will be bo-“ *flies in* *punches you in the face* bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
mynameisboburnham: The first episode of Zach Stone is Gonna Be Famous! If you like it, share it with your friends, if you don’t like it, share it with your enemies! This show needs to be a grower not a show-er. xo bo.
I need masculism because Saruman (Christopher Lee)... →
colorschanging: nanner: donnapirana: bapgeek: curliestofcrowns: adornoble: demagogol: onlyfoolsandvikings: ineedmasculism: SORRY TO REBLOG STRAIGHT AWAY BUT GUYS??? SARUMAN READ OUT THIS MESSAGE AND ITS THE FUNNIEST THING HOLY SHIT?!? this was a good end to my night i’m going to cry LITERAL BEST HUMAN BEING You can hear him stifling a laugh. This is glorious! Well,...
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